Fireworks
You're saying you have no black cats, Roman candles or screaming meemies? Come on. You don't got no ladyfingers, buzz bottles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippedy-doodas, crap flappers?
No, I don't.
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand and say you have no whistling bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, Hüsker Düs and Hüsker don'ts.
Cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with or without the scooter stick or one single whistling kitty-chaser?
No. Because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
